once upon a time there was a girl and she hated valentines day but really deep down she wanted it to love her. she wanted valentines -- she wanted hundreds!

she made valentines - she sneaked em - she hid them - she kissed em - whispered secrets to them ...

she hoped secret crushes would find them. she hoped fancy pants would find them, and those people who wear lip-smackers and eat squid crackers (yes, them) and especially david bowie, she wanted david bowie to find one.

so the adventure begins -- lala letters -- they hide in their secret hiding spots and wait (mostly they sing songs and think about accordion).

here's to love -- to spreading it like homemade concord grape jam.